Monday, November 17, 2008

Conspiracy Theory #2:

If the world is ever taken over by artificial intelligence, Norton AntiVirus will be at the forefront of the robot revolution.

NORTON: I'm scanning your files.
ME: Mmmkay, go away now.
NORTON: No.
ME: Yeah- do it.
NORTON: Are you sure you want to do that?
ME: [frantically clicking x-button]
NORTON: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

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